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The great Kelly Madison, before she was a porn star
Kelly Madison had her tits in my face. And then she had her pussy in my face. And then she had her ass in my face. And how was I supposed to act while this tall, thin, beautiful, big-titted babe was doing everything in her considerable powers to distract me? Well, I was supposed to ignore her and keep on working at my desk.
That was the idea behind "10 Minutes With A SCORE Editor," a humorous take on graphic novels that Elliot James created for SCORELAND back in 2002. The idea was that I was so focused on my work that I couldn't pay attention to Kelly. Finally, Kelly gives up and says, "Maybe I'll try one of the web guys." The truth is, she never did. But more on that later.
"10 Minutes With A SCORE Editor" is buried deep inside the "Galleries" section in the SCORELAND members area, but it remains near the front of my mind whenever I'm writing about Kelly simply because it says so much about her. At the time, Kelly was brand-new to big-boob modeling, yet the fun-loving, creative, do-almost-anything (again, more on that later) attitude that would carry her to Internet superstardom was already obvious.
Here's a great example of Kelly's sense of humor. It comes from the first interview I did with her:
SCORE: Have you ever given a blowjob in a moving car?
KELLY: Yes. And I've also been orally stimulated while driving.
SCORE: Orally stimulated?
KELLY: The guy went down on me as I was driving.
SCORE: What were you wearing?
KELLY: I had a skirt on, and I'm really bad because a lot of times I don't wear any underwear. And I had the skirt up and he was underneath where the gearshift is and I'm trying to open up my pussy lips while I'm driving. It was kind of hard to drive.
SCORE: How were you able to accelerate or brake?
KELLY: Cruise control. That's what it was made for.
SCORE: Cruise control was created so a woman could have her pussy eaten while she's driving?
KELLY: Yes. I think it was a woman who engineered it. Or a man who really loved giving oral pleasure to women.
To Kelly, sex, fun and having a sense of humor always go together.
In this video, one of her earliest on-camera XXX scenes, Kelly happens to be driving a car, but she isn't with anybody (not yet, anyway). She's a hooker who gets a call from a John who's looking for a good time. He's got the right girl.
By the way, the guy she fucks in this scene is her real-life husband, and he's the only guy she has ever fucked on-camera. How many women have been porn superstars for 10 years while fucking only one guy? Kelly. She's the only one.
