"I masturbate at work all the time. I have a part-time job at a call center for DirecTV. I kind of zone out when I've been answering phones for hours on end. I don't, like, just finger myself in the open, though. That would be weird. Instead, I like to rub my pussy on things to get off. The edge of my desk chair works perfectly. I even masturbate that way when I'm at home. I use my bed, couch and kitchen counters to make myself cum."