"Yeah I'm an exotic dancer," Crystal said. "The money I make helps keep me in college so I don't have to ask my folks for money that I know they don't have. The club doesn't have a back room, and what you guys are seeing in my photos is a helluva lot more than customers at the club get to see. I use the pole a lot; it's fun and it's a great workout. Between studying and working, I don't have much time for a boyfriend which is a pain because I get horny a lot and diddling isn't as satisfying as fucking. Would you like to have me dancing on your pole?"